so this morning, my aunt tried to convince me that all British men are unattractive.
right.
well.
yes, I definitely see your point.
completely unattractive, the lot of them.
nope. not gorgeous at all.
okay.
Growing up you have this view of mermaids
and then you watch Goblet of Fire
tumblr is ruled by fandoms.
Reblog if you’re a part of them
This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers
THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.
None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude!
These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers
THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES
THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERS
He’s agile as hell!
(Source: ceronprime)
Alan Rickman holding a Koala.
Every argument is invalid.
my dash is being amazing right now
THIS IS GLORIOUS
“Recently, a friend of mine in Chicago was feeling down, so I flew him to London- where I was staying at the time- and he was my red carpet date for the ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ premiere. So I guess that’s a selfish good deed.”
-Darren Criss
Anonymous asked:
Phil Coulson.
I secretly fangirl over Darren Criss. Im not sure if its all that secret actually lol :P
Send me an Avengers character:
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
(Source: becausehiddles)
